The inanimate world, on the otherhand, expects nothing of you. Now you may be wondering what horrible beast is Moose's arch-enemy. That must be it. It's also a pretty prime example of how homonyms (words that share spelling and pronunciation but have different meanings) can really confuse things. I'm back. Good-bye. Which is bad. 12083 is a mid length novelette. Maybe you're lost. You figure that one of those 100 people would actually have a coherent phrase. (Like alternate dimensions and stuff) So, there is a world where you are the creator of this Longest Text Ever. I came up with this philosophy when I was in fifth grade. You must check out the fortunes section of the random stuff page! And I feel that it's time for a FAKE commercial break, for the highly informed, obviously brain-dead consumer. So he probably didn't see the majority of my site. paste . She answered: England, Russia, and (out of sheer desperation) Iraq. (No, I don't like any of those creepy "pop" stars. And the lady representing them, calls the radio stationon a phone. Space is notorious for not having air. People just don't realize that their almonds and mixed nuts may be having depression and other problems. And absolutly NO air-pressure. Soair pressure can be a good thing. Because in some world, the video game is real. It was fun. Oh, yeah! I'm gonna quote from the FLAMING CHICKENS HANDBOOK again! Oooo! maybe the longest text ever. I'm not sure why. But how, may I ask, can you find the end of the FREAKIN' universe? Right now, my spacebar is malfunctioningthat's not goodI have to press it two or three times just to insert a freaking space. I'm leaving. But I probably will eventually get around to having a seperate page just for the FLAMING CHICKEN HANDBOOK. I don't exactly know where it isoh, well. Couldn't you just stick some jelly in a piecrust and bake it? aSk anybody. Well, you can't possibly have more time than I do. Oh, and all those weird squiggly lines and symbols, those are supposed to be apostrophes, but neopet's code is weird, and I'm not gonna bother to edit it. i like sugar. I felt more fufilled when this site was a barren wastland of useless space. According to someone you problem don't know, this is the second most pointless website ever! But does anyone test "pure" water? They just like how I know lots of pointless laws and random facts. OkayI admit it. But I must. I feel inspired and happy and other really good emotions and stuff. What would happen when that dreamer woke? Today's rant is a panic rant. Seeya! Happy? I forgot it's name. I sincerely appologize if anyone is offended by my view of memorization. TAB members got pizzalots of pizzaand candy. There's more! theni got to go stand while people said a lot of stuff. or possibly "Who or What is Kodak". And more than slightly embarassed. I think. You see, my school has "block" scheduling. we had to get there one hour and fifteen minutes early because there was traffic. Then, when it's in German, or whatever, translate it back to English. You could be the figment of someone else's dream. Wow. I've finnally figured out sorta, maybe, kinda, how to do stuff to make it more real. I don't think I have any conspiracy theoriesexcept pop-ups/pop-unders. Not only that, but how do you know that YOU actually exist? And, you have to remember that because infinity is infinite, you can divide it an infinite number of times. Is anyone even reading this? Past editions of The Guinness Book of World Records have listed this record. And then the quality will go down and the vicious spiral of good and bad will continue untill I either give up this text, or go crazyer. The Patron Saint of Paper Clips (me again!) But I'd like to take this time to thank the 2 and 1/2 people in the entire universe who have bothered to read this entire thing. I mean, I've been doing this much, much longer than the other person. No one is really coming here, anyway. Just how much time do they have on their hands. I know, I'll start of list of why it's fun/good to be insane/weird! I promise. But that is false! He ignored the fact that he was also a 72 year old "sanitation engineer" somewhere. Naturally, I had many mixed feelings, primarily disgust, as I have not voluntarily eaten a Cheez-It in quite some time. She HATES and FEARS it. Help me! Had this been an actual emergency, we would have bought up all the can openers and charged 3 cows and a pig for each one. BEWARE YOUR TOASTER OVEN! The number of characters in the longest word is also shown. That's why it MUST be EVIL! WellI DO have a special treat for you weirdos who apparantly like wasting time! ME: Yep. Or maybe you're just skimming. Well, look at you? Naturally when it was announced that we'd be eating dinner in this place, I could hardly contain my excitment(I glared at my mother and asked why we couldn't go to Pizza Hut) When we arrived, we were promptly served (after thirty minutes) In the meantime, we played a family game of pool(my parents played while my brother and sister and I watched) After two rousing rounds, our food came. HOW, I ask you!? It's like this. If not, then some day, when the Internet is down and I'm really bored, I will construct a model OFCR and attempt to launch it. She agrees, but only after seeing how important it is to him. "Traditionally, the longest sentence in English Literature has been said to be a sentence in Ullyses by James Joyce, which clocks in at 4,391 words. in Books, Literature, Writing | March 14th, 2019 30 Comments. Maybe I should put quotation marks around themnah, too much work. I bet it's spelled monkeys. And I don't really have a topic today. The Official FLaming-Chickens Handbook already confirms that fact! Because it is in those veyr colors that the Matrix is programmed! I may NEVER shut up. I said "The Union fought" With a crack, snaple and pop, some random synapses in her brain connected in the right order and she said "CONFEDERACY!!!" I'm so happy! It was inspired, in part, by my sheer and utter boredom. Now I'd better go and torture my Moose with it:) I am officially back. It's time to warn you, the viewererreaderabout the evils of various stuff. Anyway, I promise to go back to my usual routine the next time I rant here. I've just gotten an idea for some more, original, fortunesI gotta go! The majority of readers would concur that it sometimes takes more than one reading to fully understand an extremely long sentence in a book. (Though whether it was the tan or the skimpy suits, no one will ever know.) I fought with vegitables, covered myself in bubble wrap, groveled before the Great Banana and dodge skittles and flying doughnuts and rubber chikens. Hey, I'm once again: back. It takes patience to read, but once you get into the rhythm, its like delving into Faulkners stream of consciousness. Kinda like me and "Meg" webcomic we are trying to do. Oh, yeah. I'm just rambling. 'Ah the power of cheese!' I'm like the little engine that could. I asked her how you dress on the forth of july (she said nice) I asked what the colors red, white and blue were (pretty). Especially since I just saw The Matrix: Reloaded. Like a muffin. Just goes to show what boredom can do to you. We had to do an essay on a book. *nods* Well, yeahI KNOW I'm actually typing instead of talking. I don't care if I'd get home only an hour or so before I normaly do. I'M FINE! I must really be desperate for something to do. Sodoesn't that make you want to take Kansas' side (I sincerly appologize if you are from Kansas). Ya know ya got ya ya girl ya ya know ya ya boy you got caught with them and then ya got a robot in the car with a car in your head that was the best dog ever and you can call me and call him when I wanna is it time I get off work I will see if I gotta I wanna is a time I got a ride truck truck ride and iiiuuyr. We think. I'm sure some so called "scientist" can prove all my theories wrongbut how? I made a virtual pet for it. Although I can't see why you care, because there is a large probability that you do not exist, because I don't think anyone is reading this anymore. Most people actually like to spend long periods of time exposing their vulnerable skin to the harmful rays of the sun. This would lead to a better, more stable economy. I can't remember what. He always enjoyed it because it meant that somewhere, he was the Supreme Dictator of the Galaxy. I believe that she was just listing countries she knows America has fought against. Does it even matter? She'll shake and run from it, then suddenly dive and bite it's head. How could I forget the stupid Tootsie Roll Pop Commercials? And lastly, you'd have to know where the heck this site is. I'm back. *sighs* Why does my life have to be so weird? Even though air is light, that much air adds up. That way I can just outlaw the need for gravity and air pressure! I spend from 8-5 doing what everyone else wants. Her enemy is a fake Yorkshire Terrior (same species as her) made entirely out of goat hair. Oh, but I did remember what else I wanted to say to you people. WOOF! i couldn't hear it because someone had put the speakers facing the audience. Just like a real psychologist. Surely you have heard of her? Wheather you're saved or doomed, find out now! It took him to my quiz page. I'm an evil villain, kitty and a freakazoid so far. And they pushed my toes together. Grape Pie. Come on, I won't hurt you, I promise! Anyway, there's nothing wrong with reading food labels. Well, I dont want to organize this page, in any manner. And so, in the interest of wasting even more time, I made a list. This means that we only have a very short while to prepare. Wal-mart TV is evil. i hate dress shoes. Jesus Christ is my lord and savior.You guys probably think that that is the worlds longest sentence, but it's not,because I just keep on adding commas, and it's pretty easy, if you think about it, so anyway there is this girl at school and she's my friend, and all but she's turning . *giggling* It's very, very late at nite. Now I have decided to go for a world record. Today, I took a long look at this site, which is the acomplishment of almost a year of work. Pastebin is a website where you can store text online for a set period of time. It doesn't matter. Were hoping to rely on our loyal readers rather than erratic ads. The author's vision was unique in that only he put biscuits and death in the same sentence. Today, I was checking out some weird news. And very concerned about this new, younger generation (all 10 year olds who were born in 1992) They are supposed to be the future. Perhaps their just trying to be nice. I'm tired. The height is regained at night, when you're laying down. Doesn't that make you feel better? Oh, and don't forget to celebrate Mad Hatter Day on October the 6th. VisitMy Modern Met Media. It was pretty good. That way all the members (what members) can print out a copy of it for themselves (if they didn't get that copy in the mail) I guess I'm done for the dayI know. All they do is fill out the TAB form and leave. Big Brother may be listening right now so I beter go. He took the TAB member quiz and turned out to be me, he took the JOB quiz, and was a repo man (which had a pic of my brother) He said he wanted to see what I was doing, and to make sure that I wasn't saying anything derrogatory about my parents. For instance, I wrote: "I am the Crazy Taco! Sorry if I complained a lot. And today's rant is a sort of philosophical one. That's right, I wanna sleep. If you'll look toward the bottom of this page, you'll notice that I added a nifty little thing called the "babel fish". I know this is the best site ever, thanks for the compliment! Last night I was super-charged with lots of sugar and not a lot of sleep. ME: My vicious, psychotic, flesh-eating bunny-rabbit wants to rule the world. Sentences can also be extended by recursively embedding clauses one into another, such as[2][3], This also highlights the difference between linguistic performance and linguistic competence, because the language can support more variation than can reasonably be created or recorded. *nods* I thought so. This is because she memorizes the questions. Well, too bad! I chanced to have an interview with an informant from this evil generation (my little sister) who will be called Mrs. X for security reasons (no, she's not married, the "Mrs" makes it good as a disguise) I was quizing Mrs. X on Civil War History for an upcoming test in her classroom (whose location can not be devulged) Mrs. X seemed fluent in the subject. HUH? So, it is now up to you, the imaginary reader, to decide whether I mean probley or problemit's almost like a game! Sometimes I just do this, you know? Hello, everyone! It's not FAIR. To compound things, I wasn't alone, and things just escalated. I have to get up really early to leave for home. I figured you rush right on over to e-mail me. But it's not. When I related this story to my friends (including "Meg") they thought it was hilarious. No one I know is that obsessed with earrings, it was just an example. I just keep going, and going and going. You wanna play that way. Define three functions: the first function to extract all the sentences, the second to determine the longest sentence, and the third to determine the average sentence length. I think. Cheese is not a wild thing!!!!!!!!! Oh, sorry, I thought you knew I was a furry. They are the samething, with the same look, and almost same name. It makes me sad*sniffle* WellI feel better now. Then it must diepainfully. He snuck up on me one day in our room (in the game) with a sword! I think. 12 Dec 2012. Lots of gooey talent. Geee.that is comforting. I've seen it. I'm a genius. It was fairly fun. Wasn't it super? Some of my pages have stuff written in to make search engines recognize me, but it doesn't seem to be working. Wellthat just makes me filled with gooey happiness. At least it's over. HA! Shoot them down like the dogs they are! and Jones: Sho, Kernel; sho now and catching him as he fell and commandeering the first passing wagon to take him to the house and carry him up the front steps and through the paintless formal door beneath its fanlight imported pane by pane from Europe which Judith held open for him to enter with no change, no alteration in that calm frozen face which she had worn for four years now, and on up the stairs and into the bedroom and put him to bed like a baby and then lie down himself on the floor beside the bed though not to sleep since before dawn the man on the bed would stir and groan and Jones would say, flyer I am, Kernel. It's just sickening, you can't even take a simple photo nowadays. Called the Boolean Pythagorean Triples problem, it was Solve Now. Uhyou don't have to take the subliminal stuff seriously. Now, those have possibilities. Using my philosopy, that EVERYTHING exists because the universe is infinitewellthink about it. Wouldn't pure water TASTE pure, and impure water TASTE impure? HEEEEY! And the preceding generations became brain-washed (possibly through subliminal messages in sun-tan lotion commercials) to believe tans were expected. You must be pretty bored, too. They aint whupped us yit, air they? this Jones who after the demon rode away with the regiment when the granddaughter was only eight years old would tell people that he was lookin after Majors place and niggers even before they had time to ask him why he was not with the troops and perhaps in time came to believe the lie himself, who was among the first to greet the demon when he returned, to meet him at the gate and say, Well, Kernel, they kilt us but they aint whupped us yit, air they? who even worked, labored, sweat at the demons behest during that first furious period while the demon believed he could restore by sheer indomitable willing the Sutpens Hundred which he remembered and had lost, labored with no hope of pay or reward who must have seen long before the demon did (or would admit it) that the task was hopeless-blind Jones who apparently saw still in that furious lecherous wreck the old fine figure of the man who once galloped on the black thoroughbred about that domain two boundaries of which the eye could not see from any point. Would it be called DIS? I founded the secret message, you ok man? Maybe I should start on a boring disclaimerEh-hem. That dirty little rat. That means I really can justify claiming to have two and a half readers! And not so cheesed off about the whole tootsie roll pop thing. I'm back. It was sad. This is a test, I repeat only a test. I DO NOT LIKE CHANGE! OhI'm rambling again, aren't I? Okay, better leave. For the love of Story. But that's the kind of thing I like. Okay. Now I'm back. That's all. **** THAT LIPSTICKS THE WRONG COLOR FOR YOU!! Waithowhow can I BE logic? Chomp" And he bites it. Or his mom did. Here I am, trying to get a decent nights sleep and there's this green light that periodically blinks to red directly in front of me. In school, back before I even owned a computer, I'd type random words for long periods of time, 'cause I had nothing better to do. That's exactly what tanning is like. And I'm willing to enlighten you, the potentially you-know-what reader. Okay. That my words somehow travel accross time (if only a few minutes) and are somehow picked up by future you, and that my responses are dictated by future you's reactions. SHE has to get up at 6:11 to put on make-up, do her hair and basically annoy the heck out of me. Some of the pages of this site contain a link encouging the two and a half people to e-mail the Patron Saint of Paper Clips. I'm back! You give to me? Ain't it nifty? Second of all, you would have to have the patience to read through all of this. Maybe I should make the link come here directlyHey! This category only includes cookies that ensures basic functionalities and security features of the website. Who would have thought I have this much free time? And on to: Number Eight: I could haveuhhhhummmmmactually thought up these things before hand. G. (f(t)) d(t) = - Here is the same long equation with a single equation number. Then I wait for my mom and dad to stop playing Collapse II so that I can get on. *cough*She's winning*cough* But that's just because I have so much to do to mantain and update this site, I rarely get a chance to just sit here and type. That way, she can pass the test without actually learning anything. Get the best cultural and educational resources delivered to your inbox. But everything else I've said so far is true. AND THAT IS WHY TOASTER PASTRIES WILL BURST INTO FLAMES IF YOU DON'T KEEP AN EYE ON THEM! CHECK OUT MY ARMPITS!!! Wellany wayseeya! Now, you may be wondering what is so terrifying about a small, white, feather. It's been pretty quiet here lately, which is why I haven't added anything to this text in awhile. Now, some of you are probably thinking "Gee, Really? Or maybe I am monumentally bored and don't have anything else to do at the moment. There are now longer sentences in English writing. When someone of her generation runs for president, I'm gonna do a complete background check. When you're in space (without a space suit) you don't SUFFUCATE, you don't FREEZE. The world of literature is full of examples of sprawling monologues and multi-line descriptions, but it was American writer William Faulkner who was featured in the 1983 Guinness Book of World Records for his lengthy passage from his 1936 book, Absalom, Absalom! YOU WILL NOT SINK MY CHEERIO!! We thank you! Now I have a purpose in life! Think about it. I have readers. Cheese is watching. After a horrific chain of events (is it coincidence, or fate) the people who will deactivate the secondary power source of the building Neo is infiltrating, die. No? ONly not really. I've done what I've set out to accomplish. Thank you for sending me this email. Who am I kidding? 8 min ago OOooooo! *there's that darn cricket again* And I have a genuine question to ask all of my loyal readers *cough-cough* Okay, here it is: Is it normal for a non-gender specific sibling to carry around various dead reptiles (snakes, turtles, lizards etc.) But, maybe that's just the difference between you and me. What is the alternative, you ask? On the way home, we had gotten approximatly 4 hours into the trip when my mother predicatably decided that we had to go back and eat at the 50th aniversary of her favorite ice cream place. Any way, that's it for now. I have very low expectations of my site. dont you know that you only need be afraid of fear and never anything here and certainly not a post that acts like a ghost? That's why it's here, and not some critically acclaimed site. I'll add a link to the main page when I get around to it. Plus, I am horrible at spelling. It's early. Reading requires perseverance, but once you get into the flow, its like dipping into Faulkners stream of consciousness. 1,288 words and many clauses make up the lengthy run-on phrase. For that matter, how do you know that ANYTHING but you exists! Never . I was contemplating how my heavy load of books made me like a bulldozer and than I was about to suggest to my friend, "Meg" that we invent one. The vendors get oodles of cash, and the kids get ice cream. A man has been recorded spending more than three hours to pronounce what is supposedly the longest word in the English language . No one has even bothered to e-mail them to me*sniffle*. Or he can try to save Trinity and doom mankind. These so-called "pointless" signs are doing just what they were meant to do: entertain you! Longest math problem copy and paste We'll provide some tips to help you choose the best Longest math problem copy and paste for your needs. * (*Not a guarantee) (Next commercial)Have you ever wondered why food sometimes goes bad in your fridge, even if you've only had it a few years? An enemy so dangerous that Moose fears it above all others. "a pokemon game. Obviously not. Right now, I'm just typing so that no one can say that I've been slacking off. THey might havve been important, but we keep forgetting them.