Youre trying to seduce me! Is the modern-day athlete a pale imitation of the great old warriors? Just relax. Go get 'em, boys! How come in former lifetimes, everybody is somebody famous?, 28. What goes around comes around. Larry We want you to room with him on the road, stay on his case all year. I think probably with my love of four-legged creatures and hooves and everything, that in another lifetime I was probably Catherine the Great, or Francis of Assisi. : I'm not gonna fall in love with you or nothin'." He still dismissed her: "I'm not interested in a woman who's interested in that boy. Its time to tell it like it is, sports fans. Despite my rejection of most Judeo-Christian ethics, I am, within the framework of the baseball season, monogamous. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Ump: I did not spit on you! Crash relents, but tells the hitter whats coming. Larry! : Another 7 wins & 5 nominations. 8. Crash Davis Crash Ebby Calvin LaLoosh The rose goes in the front, big guy., 24. I'm the player to be named later. The setup: The Bulls are playing crummy baseball. the web and also on Android and iOS. : You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance. We try our very best, but cannot guarantee perfection. Hit them where they live. Annie only wants you so she can boss you around, got it? But bad trades are part of baseball - now who can forget Frank Robinson for Milt Pappas, for God's sake? Is that about right? Bull Durham is a 1988 comedy about a fan (who has an affair with one minor-league baseball player each season) that meets an up-and-coming pitcher and the experienced catcher assigned to him. Your hayseed. Youve got a Hall of Fame arm but youre pissing it away. Annie (Sarandon) and Crash Davis work together to help Ebby Calvin Laloosh reach his true potential. Its an egg. Someone else carries your bags. Twenty-one greatest days of my life. Instead, it gives us a taste of all the aspects of baseball, from the training, the struggles, the conflicts, and even the groupies! Crash, thinking: Alright, youve seen all his pitches. You better cool off. This is utterly fucking hopeless. If you purchase using the buy now button we may earn a small commission. How was Ebby Calvin LaLoosh? Call me a cocksucker again, and you're outta here. Crash hit his record dinger the 247th of his minor-league career in Asheville and retired. You having fun yet? : From what I hear, you couldnt hit water if you fell out of a fuckin boat. You get three ants together, they can't do dick. Cmon, right in the chest., Crash Davis: Cmon, Meat. Pre-nickname Nuke is throwing the ball all over the place he finished the game with 18 strikeouts and 18 walks, both new league records and the girls have a talk. Have you heard of Walt Whitman? In hindsight, though, shes anything but. I ain't pissing nothing away. Annie: I can do that, too.Why its the best: Those two crazy kids were meant to be together. I'm not sure which one. Your shower shoes have fungus on them. It will repair our losses and be a blessing to us. You could look it up. Annie Savoy, 4. Larry: I remember that. Nuke: Im just [still laughing] And you should know that!Why its the best: Its now that Annie and Crash realize the fire of the argument means they probably need to be together. Hes a Mayan Indian. Announce my presence with authority. --Rochelle O'Gorman Genre: Comedy, Romance, Sport Stars: Kevin Costner, Susan Sarandon, Tim Robbins, Trey Wilson Production: Orion Pictures Nominated for 1 Oscar. 37. 1. Crash: You know why? Crash Davis moment in a TV show, movie, or music video you want to share. Crash: He still hasnt touched the plate! The setup: Crash-to-Nuke wisdom time! Whats all this molecule stuff?Why its the best: That Crash, he does give speeches (and, yeah, yada yadad the best part again. Bring me the gas. Crash, thinking: Youre thinking too much, Crash. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash: Hit me in the chest with that. Official Sites What do I got to do?, Crash Davis: Youre gonna have to learn your cliches. : Crash: Cmon, Meat. And when you speak of me, speak well. But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. You lollygag in and out of the dugout. The setup: Were starting this list with the end of the movie, the final line of Annies narration. It's an egg. Strikeouts are boring! Nuke: You said Crash. Quick bat., 13. Time out! : (Batter hits home run. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Bull Durham is structured around two simple narrative devices: one season in the life of a minor league team, and a love triangle between Annie (Susan Sarandon) and a pitcher and catcher at odds with one another. : The setup: Crash hit his dinger in Asheville and immediately retired. The lead actor of the 'Bull Durham' movie is Kevin Costner who played the role of Crash Davis, a veteran catcher. I know. Crash: You know what the difference between hitting .250 and .300 is? Why, there are laws we don't understand that bring us together and tear us apart. I got a Porsche already. Damn, Crash, nice to see you. Okay, let's get two! (Swings and misses for strike three)Why its the best: Just great insight into whats going on in a batters head. Show us that million-dollar arm, 'cause I got a good idea about that five-cent head of yours., 36. What they give me lasts 142 games." In real life: The Durham Bulls played 140 games in 1987, finishing with a 65-75 record. [In the dugout after LaLoosh pitches a perfect inning] Oh fine. Oh, yeah. She says she wants him, but Crash isnt interested in the moment, leading to this great line from Annie: OK, well. And even before I worked here, I had a subscription as a kid. You ain't that stupid. The American game. I was somewhat disappointed to read that Washington Nationals Manager Matt Williams attributed the quote "Hit 'em where they ain't" to Susan Sarandon in the movie "Bull Durham . Skip: Its a miracle. Crash: Give me the ball. Max: Hes played in more ballparks than I have. Skip: You guy, you lollygag the ball around the infield. I fing love winning! Hit Grass, Win Salad." Damn, Crash. Don't try to strike everybody out. They ain't gonna hit you. Besides that, theyre fascist. Company Credits Its more democratic.Why its the best: Nobody wants to be a fascist. These are the ground rules. You want a stable pony., Crash Davis: My Triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold the flavor of the months dick in the bud leagues? Released by Capitol Records in 1988 (CDP 7 90586 2) containing music from Bull Durham (1988). Get out of your fing head. The setup: Stupid Nuke. Thanks. The setup: Nukes like a little puppy, so happy to be experiencing success finally and happy to be on a winning streak. YOU been in the majors? The setup: After an awful start to the season, Crashs influence and a man-made rain delay to give the team a much-needed break turns the squad around, and theyre playing great baseball. Crash: If you give in now, you might start losing. Arent I pretty? Yeah, I've been in the majors. Annie, voiceover: Ive tried them all, I really have. So how does it feel to get your first professional win? : Crash, thinking: Alright, 1-2. : Larry: Another new league record. Crash Davis Crash calls for a curveball, multiple times, and Nuke shakes him off each time. Here are some baseball related 'Bull Durham' quotes. Well, my triple-A contract gets bought out so I can hold some flavor-of-the-month's dick in the bus leagues, is that it? Write it down!, Crash Davis: Im just happy to be here. Crash Davis So, read on to find out more! Today, the current bull reads "Hit Bull, Win Steak. When you were a baby, the Gods reached down and turned your right arm into a thunderbolt. Crash Lord Alfred Tennyson, Rudyard Kipling and Will Rogers endorsed the product. [stands up] Larry: What the hell was that? : To view the purposes they believe they have legitimate interest for, or to object to this data processing use the vendor list link below. I know. If you would like to change your settings or withdraw consent at any time, the link to do so is in our privacy policy accessible from our home page.. Throw it. But you don't respect the game, and that's my problem. : Allright meat, show him your heat. Crash: We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Anyone using the information provided by Kidadl does so at their own risk and we can not accept liability if things go wrong. Does that mean what I think it means, "limping jets of love"? Even Nuke and his five-cent head understood that. Im Crash Davis; Im your new catcher, and you just got lesson No. July 14, 2014. These are the ground rules. Crash Davis Come on, Rook. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh You got a gift., Crash Davis: You got a gift. What are you swinging at the breaking ball for? You got a Hall-of-Fame arm, but you're pissing it away. Bravo. Go get 'em. The setup: Annies narration at the beginning of the movie is just fantastic. Beats the hell out of working at Sears., 18. Annie Savoy: Wait a minute. I dont want to think about quantum physics, and I dont wanna think about nothin. Crash Davis: Hit me in the chest with that., Crash Davis: Yeah? Teach me something new, man. LaLoosh: Hey, Annie. Hes shaking me off. Crash: You just spit on me! There are many things to love about Bull Durham, but its quotes and dialogues are one of the main reasons. It's arrogance not 'ignorance.'. Strikeouts are boring. : Your privacy is important to us. Cullinane: Its time to tell it like it is, sports fans. Skip: Nah. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh : I ain't pissing nothing away. I mean, it's all a question of quantum physics, molecular attraction, and timing. And possibly the worst Durham team in a half-century. : Annie Savoy Twenty-one greatest days of my life. But, Joe, this guy's got some serious .., 10. However, if you think that the movie focuses only on games and training, youre wrong. Why do you get to choose? But, Joe. Crash: Ball four!Why its the best: Crash accurately sizes up the kid in about two seconds. What we suggest is selected independently by the Kidadl team. Thisis a simple game. Dont try to strike everybody out. So Skip throws a bunch of baseball bats into the shower and screams at everyone to get in there. Annie: Now, I want you to breathe through your eyelids? Check your inbox for your latest news from us. Crash Davis Crash Davis Hope I can help the ball club. I fucking love winning! Beyond the keyboard and the screen, Im someone whos out to enjoy every bit that life has to offer! We hope you love our recommendations for products and services! Well, fuck this fucking game! Details File Size: 6809KB Duration: 5.500 sec Dimensions: 498x253 Created: 6/20/2018, 7:37:20 AM Nuke LaLoosh: I love winning, man! Annie, voiceover: The world is made for people who arent cursed with self-awareness.Why its the best: Aint that the truth, unfortunately. Crash: If you believe youre playing well because youre getting laid or because youre not getting laid or because you wear womens underwear, then you are. Skip: Lollygaggers! One more. Where? Bull Durham also teaches us about life and its disappointments through Cash Davis. Love Ain't No Triple Play. Youve got him. Why do you get to choose?, Crash: Because you don't respect yourself, which is your problem. Crash, to himself: Son of a b throws hard. Twenty-five hits in 500 at-bats is 50 points, OK? Because they don't - -they don't happen very often. Good. Huh? Quit screwing around and help me up.. Success continued long after ready-mades hit the market in 1881. But, Joe. : Strikeouts are boring! IT'S THE ONE BASEBALL MOVIE KURT RUSSELL REGRETS NOT GETTING. Well send you tons of inspiration to help you find a hidden gem in your local area or plan a big day out. : I believe Lee Harvey Oswald acted alone. She is inspired by Kevin Costners speech about things he believes in. Its, like, better than losing. And I wanna hear every damn one of them, but now Im tired, and I dont want to think about baseball. When you get in a fight with a drunk, you dont hit him with your pitching hand. Crash Davis, 26. We recommend that these ideas are used as inspiration, that ideas are undertaken with appropriate adult supervision, and that each adult uses their own discretion and knowledge of their children to consider the safety and suitability. Crash Davis You hit white balls for batting practice, the ballparks are like cathedrals, the hotels all have room service, and the women all have long legs and brains. Ha ha, ha ha! Just a happy coincidence.). Hell of a guy. Crash Davis How come you don't like me? You know, hes really different. Annie: I know!. I mean, why don't I get to choose, why doesn't he get to choose? Don't look. You don't want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony. | Next one might be at your head. : Howd we ever win eight?, Skip Riggins: Its a miracle. Right. "I keep my eyes clear and I hit 'em where they ain't." Source: Baseball's Greatest Quotations (Paul Dickson, 1991) "Learn what pitch you can hit good; then wait for that pitch." Source: National Baseball Hall of Fame (website) "He ( Willie Keeler) may have been small in size but he was huge with the bat." - Ted Williams. Throw some ground balls - it's more democratic. Crash Davis : Sold Lady Kenmores. Well, I believe in the soul, the cock, the pussy, the small of a woman's back, the hanging curve ball, high fiber, good scotch, that the novels of Susan Sontag are self-indulgent, overrated crap. Taglines Contents 1 Annie Savoy 2 Ebby Calvin "Nuke" LaLoosh Nope. Crash Davis Crash, a friend of Maxs, sends over a couple of drinks to their table. MORE: To Crash Davis, former home run king: Sporting News is sorry. Crash, thinking: Alright, hes gonna throw the deuce now. Write this down. Crash: Stupid f, Crash. Write this down: "We gotta play it one day at a time.". Now we have got a 12-day road trip starting tomorrow. You told him I was gonna throw a deuce, didn't you? You hit white balls for batting practice. Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Oh, hey, and another thing, Meat. You lollygag your way down to first. Whats our record, Larry? These Bull Durham quotes will speak to the hearts and souls of all baseball fans! I need to learn. You dont want a ballplayer; you want a stable pony.. Guy gets a free steak. You gotta play this game with fear and arrogance. That's good; when you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand. Clubhouse reporter Larry: Eight and 16. Apologies). You lollygag your way down to first. Walt Whitman once said, I see great things in Baseball. The setup: Annies at the bar, talking with Max Patkin, the clown prince of baseball. You be cocky and arrogant, even when you're getting beat. The rose goes in the front, big guy. Crash Davis, 6. 40 Major League Quotes on Baseball and Teamwork, 50 A League of Their Own Quotes on Resolve & Courage, 30 The Iron Giant Quotes on Friendship & Self-Determination. So what. (And, I swear that I didnt intentionally put the story of the 21 days in the majors at No. Chances are hundreds of catcher-ump arguments have followed this exact script over the years. Whats our record, Larry?, Skip Riggins: Eight and sixteen. (Crash walks to the mound) How Sporting News might've covered Crash Davis' record-breaking home run, The setup: On the team bus, Crash tells the guys he once made the major leagues. Crash Davis Man that ball got outta here in a hurry. : Annie Savoy Ebby Calvin LaLoosh Crash Davis Annie: Oh, no. Throw some ground balls, it's more democratic., Skip: You can keep going to the ballpark, and keep getting paid to do it. Crash: I never told him to stay out of your bed. Get this album or track at: 3:27 : Total Album Time: 39:46: Rate this Album. Annie Savoy: Cute? Larry : Another new league record! You're a cocksucker. Keeler had the motto "keep your eye clear and hit 'em where they ain't " - which he did. We're dealing with a lot of shit. There's six months in a season, that's about 25 weeks. When you buy through the links on our site we may earn a commission. The setup: Nuke is finally starting to listen to Crash, on and off the mound. The setup: Annies narration is giving us a quick update on Nuke near the end of the movie. Fun goddamnit. We need a live rooster to take the curse off Jose's glove and nobody seems to know what to get Millie or Jimmy for their wedding present. Dont let him in your kitchen. In so many ways, Quote Ambition is a platform that allows people from all over the world to gain the inspiration they need anytime, anywhere! Annie Savoy Annie Savoy Crash Davis: Time out. He's shaking me off. Poetry, philosophy, history, and movies are all topics I love writing about! Crash Davis Its time to work on your interviews. Bring it. Batting practice at 11:30. Where are you going? You lollygag your way down to first. Besides that, they're fascist. I've tried 'em all, I really have, and the only church that truly feeds the soul, day in, day out, is the Church of Baseball., 16. Joe Riggins. I was in the show for 21 days once. : Or an Aztec, I get them confused.Why its the best: I mean, it worked. Because it sure aint baseball.Why its the best: Teddys fed up, dammit. That about right? And, it beats working at Sears. And, Hollywood. How come in former lifetimes, everybody is somebody famous? Crash Davis, 27. Look at that. Joe Reardon CRASH Throw it. : I want to be exotic, and mysterious!, 12. Theyre too strong and powerful for that.. Why the hell am I back in A ball? Crash: Dont hold the ball so hard, OK? Don't try to strike everybody out. 10 Min Read. I told him. 300 and his team won three straight pennants from 1894 to 1896. Whoa! 25 hits in 500 at-bats is fifty points, okay? Ebby Calvin LaLoosh I was in the show for 21 days once - the 21 greatest days of my life. So is somebody going to go to bed with somebody or what? Please note: prices are correct and items are available at the time the article was published. We recognise that not all activities and ideas are appropriate and suitable for all children and families or in all circumstances. At the time of filming, the Durham Bulls were a high single-A affiliate of the Atlanta Braves, while Bluefield was the Appalachian League (rookie) affiliate of the Baltimore Orioles. : Annie Savoy Who are you? He's gotta come with the cheese. : Where are you going?, Crash Davis: After 12 years in the minor leagues, I dont try out. Who's he plays for?. Im figuring Im just gonna cave in and sleep with her. Lyrics by Michel Vaucaire. He hit the fing bull. When you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand., 14. Sold Lady Kenmores. Bull Durham soundtrack from 1988, composed by Various Artists, Bennie Wallace. : creative tips and more. I just want to be., 5. Theyre your friends. Larry? I was in the show for 21 days once. Thinking too much. And you Larry Hockett should remember me, 'cause about five years ago in the Texas League you were pitching for El Paso and I was batting clean-up for Shreveport.